Posted by Crooner (18.104.22.168) on September 08, 2003 at 00:40:12:
E1: Judge Barbie... peering over half-frame glasses at the defendant in a murder trial.
E2: Social Worker Barbie... attending to the homeless at a soup kitchen.
E3: Olympic Iceskater Barbie... signing a multi-million dollar contract to be a spokeswoman for Pepsi. With sufficient public exposure and name-recognition, she may even consider running for governor of California.
E4: Goth Barbie... in black vampiresque attire, reciting poetry at a coffee shop. Of course, this Barbie is as perfect as all the other
Barbies. Her "defectiveness" is only her own perception.
E5: Yogini Barbie... on a solitary, meditation retreat in the Himalayas -- seeking enlightenment and omniscience. What a loss to all the bachelors pining over her -- such a bootylicious tenderoni *choosing* to be alone!
E6 (Phobic): Political Activist Barbie... an advocate for world peace, nuclear disarmament, and global environmental protection.
E6 (CP): Commando Barbie... with accessories: parachute, scuba equipment, explosives, and submachinegun.
E7: Epicurean Barbie... a tireless, globetrotting journalist, food critic, and vacation resorts evaluator for Conde Nast Traveler magazine.
E8: Hell's Angel Barbie... Harley Davidson motorcycle sold separately.
E9: U.N. Diplomat Barbie... negotiating for peace in war-torn regions of the globe.
Robin 5w4sx/sp, INTJ
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